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The Empire Strikes back.
Yep, watching the next movie today so I thought I would take more notes.
Off the bat: Luke looks OLD - but then this installment is a few years later and he had a Car Crash. I think the new look makes him look much more rugged and tougher - a good move from the last movie.
A much bigger budget is also apparent. Its like going from Old Star Trek to Star Trek 2009 - big flashy things and quality jump.
Haha, Han Solo is a douch... but a caring one about his friends i guess :p even knowingly sacrifices a "Tang tang??" to go find him. Aww.
Interesting... Luke suspended (somehow) in that... things cave. (lets call it a Yeti...) - and his face is all smashed in... Why do I get the impression that was a cover up for the scarring? Also... why didn't he just stay in the cave? Yeti burgers!
Nomnom bedofinnards...
And them medical droids freak the fuck out of me... reminds me of getting your ship blown up in Xwing...
Ah, incest. The latin word for re-entry...
Vader Kill count: = 1.
Umm... how did they get those AT-AT Walkers onto the planet?? Anyway. Boom Boom booooomage!
Jebus... how do they get the resources for all their battles?! Everyone that flies into battle with Luke dies (Except Red 5, cos he is awesomesauce) I think when Obi Wan tells him the force is an energy field that is drawn from all life - he must have meant by sacrificing them - like in Black & White... hehe.
Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Hahaha, silly little tie fighters.
Trees! Trees! Trees! Dinosaur! AArrgh! hehehe
Oh no... I just remembered Yoda is about to appear... Senile Yoda is just irritating...
MMm. Found someone you have!
Ah, Emoerir Palpatine. Stopped using the Oil of Olay I see! you should go see them fellas from Star Trek: Insurrection.
Ooh, a Wookie Crossbow! Aint seen one of them outside Star Wars Galaxies :o
Yoda bigging it up for the geek crew there - crude matter, matter not *wiggles lukes muscle*.
Vader kill count: 2 - does he ever kill his enemies outside of flying a Tie-Advanced?!
Huh, torture works...
Cowardly imperial commander is cowardly... using Leia as a human shield... how apparently bin ladenesque...
FYI: The child lost interest long ago. Not enough explosions :p although Chewy is being called "Puppy! puppy! puppy!
Join Vader and bring order to the Galaxy? That doesn't sound so bad daddy!
Dont fancy those friction burns from the tube-slide... Oh no siree bob!
Back to the medi-droids! and teehee at the Oh Noes stare from the admiral as the Falcon hyperspaced out.
I wanna know... where the hell are they at the end? Outside the Galaxy? Is that possible? StarGate says bad idea....
Anyway, fun film - again, been like a decade since I seen it last!
-V